Miscellaneous madness

1. I actually managed some restraint at the year's first plant sale, but I could not resist Boophone distichta. It will probably take decades to flower, but the leaves are very cool.

2. The new Fatsia leaves are crazy looking.

3. Eat steel, cat.

Or perhaps you'd like to nibble on the Boophone instead?

License to kill gophers

Cat people,* avert your gaze.

One of the feral cats was spotted in flagrante this morning, weighing its breakfast options in the bulb bed. This is the same cat that nearly took out the wisteria trying to scale an eight-foot fence, and presumably dropped a large branch off one of the camellias doing something equally stupid.

Oh yeah, it's on.

Prepare yourselves for an epic Tom and Jerry arms race. Or more likely, Spackler and the gophers.

*Hey, you never know what kind of riffraff you'll run into on the internets.

Ninja lolcat via icanhascheesburger.